One of the drawbacks of the ‘serial recruitment’ approach is that you really do sometimes have to keep an eye on the girls. Leave one of them alone for five minutes and you come back to this sort of thing.
I don’t even know who the other girl is! I can’t get a straight answer out of her now either; it’s all ‘Master’ this and ‘I live to serve you’ that. And the humping of my leg. Adorable, but unhelpful. And now I need to wash these.
I mean I’m not complaining, but still. How can I plan ahead when this keeps happening? Note to self, purchase some leashes. Or put some locks on the doors for the love of God.